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A true friend: Self-sacrifices and bla.
Basic Instinct: What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Bozo is back!: Pirates have feelings, too.
Caffeine Crackie: I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Cameo: Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Catwalk Queen: High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.
Daring Sharpshooter: I didn't mean to wind her up.
Darwin Award: Cut my life into pieces.
Demagogue: I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Doppelganger: Mirror mirror on the wall...
Food Inspector: Where's the fume extractor hood?
Free Toffee: Animals don't belong in cages.
Groundhog Day: Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Hand over heart: At least I got the lyrics right.
Hide and seek: Doors – useful AND sexy.
Hung out to dry: He'll get around somehow.
Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps: The old switcheroo.
Huzzah - three times the crap: Three of a kind beats king high.
Huzzah – good things come in threes: Third time's a charm.
Huzzah – he completely f*cked up: Enjoy your fall.
Huzzah – he's off now for real: The hardest part is letting go.
Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo: Elysium in hand's reach...
Huzzah – with helium gas: Have Helium – Will Travel
Ignorance is Bliss: Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!
Knock knock!: Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!
Laundry Day: So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Long time no see: Not that I actually need it.
Ludicrous Speed: Light speed is too slow!
Magic Mushroom Picker: Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Master of Darkness: The darkest Room Escape Game ever.
Micropayment: Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
Mission: Impossible: He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Ornithorhynchologist: You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.
Porta Fisco Carnival: Throw me something, Mister!
Quality Assurance: Does this smell like chloroform?
Remembrance of Things Past: Tell it to the marines!
Rufus to the rescue: I'd be an amazing dad!
Russian roulette: You jump, I jump … not!
Sadist: Picking at fresh wounds.
Saturday Night Fever: Disco ain't dead!
Smack him!: 1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
Surgeon simulator: Which place do I stick it in... ?
Talent Scout: 15 minutes of fame.
Teamwork!: I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
That kid is fast as lightning: Admit it: That was dumb luck!
Third time's a charm: When shall we three meet again?
Tough Guy!: Didn't feel a thing.
Vampire's Kiss: Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Voyeur: So what? It's the only peep-show in town.
Zombie Apocalypse: They seemed a bit bitey.