Access Denied Destroy 5 missiles by hitting them.
Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Beat the game in under two hours.
Beware My Fists Finish a morg man with Vienna's Lion Strike.
Blumuwat Massacre Kill 3 of these guys.
Bombing Run Perform five Falcon Dives without touching the ground.
Boot Camp Hero Defeat all four obstacle courses.
Carrie Defeat Oraskue with only fireballs.
Done With This Game Beat the game with 100% items and 100% map.
Elevator Music Kill the Golem without killing any of the eyelors.
Forgot to Block Defeat Looter without using the shield.
French Revolution Decapitate 100 morg minions.
Fruit Power Kill five deathballs with fruit.
Gnome Hunter Hunt and kill the most dangerous game.
Happens to Everyone Die once to the Red Warlock.
Here Kitty, Kitty Find all of Captain Cuddles' training spots.
Jacques Cousteau Find the treasure in the water cavern in the Chasm.
Karma's a Blerrrrch Get looted by an imp, then get your loot back.
Location, Location, Location Discover the Hidden Shop.
Looters' Pinata Kill a bat, eat the candy.
Ludicrous Speed Run as fast as the game allows.
Moby Dick Complete the game with Abridged mode off.
Pancakes! Get squished by a door or masher.
Pop! Pop a squidly with Brent's Lunge attack.
Potato Salad Beat the game.
They Had to Die Kill all the peochs in the Castle Looter Peoch Pit.
Tweaker Stay in blitz for 60 seconds straight.
Victory Lap Beat the game a second time.
Will o' the Wisp Destroy 5 missiles with wisp.
Wisp Whisperer Have five wisps with you at one time.