Unreal Tournament 2004 Demo

Oooooh I'm scared! Yes, please hack my computer you talk-only-nerd!!! I dare you to hack into my computer and send me those Free Donkey Pussies you like so much. Go on, Pukeface!

Xei you f*cking stupid moron. There is a Sniper Rifle in assault you moron.You guys dont seem to know anything about the game. Bunch of young peeps with no brains!

Todos ustedes pueden irse a la chingada, pinches mocosos pedorros

Its back!!! One of the best videogames ever!! Lots of really cool maps, action, crazy bots, incredible colors, new vehicles ? Whats else you want ?

Whoa! The claws are out, and horrible insults like"...a years subscription to 'Free Donkey Pussy'..."and "Pukeface!" are flying everywhere! I wouldn't want to get cought in the middle of such a fierce *cough* conflict. I think you guys better settle down before someone's feelings get hurt. LOL, you guys crack me up.

GREAT! ! !it's the best game ever. i wont more :-P

This game is seriously cool.Hi-octane, fast-paced, and really atmospheric!Judging by the Assault and Onslaught maps this game can only get better.Oh, and who the hell is this Laughing Man?I normally wouldn't worry but this weirdo is giving you my adress!

HEY LAUGHING MAN! LAUGH AT THIS! THE REVOLUTION STARTS AT YOUR HOUSE, AND ONLY EIGHT DAYS AND THIRTEEN HOURS ASSHOLE!

BTW, dont knock donkey porn, your wasting time! Send it to laughing man here.

BTW, let me know anyone who does any better but I managed to complete a 32 player 7 minute onslaught game against godlike bots. My suggestion? Start posting your best scores here!

BTW, UT2004 fan should choose "English Basic" when attending elementry school for donkey bonking.

BTW, f**k you laughing man, and anyone who is willing to join me in the revolution to grab the full uncensored release of UT 2004 in about 8 days thirteen hours 19 minutes post AYE AYE!

heyt. "the real deal" or whatever you call yerself. Theres a supa wep. in d demo... Grab urself a raven (the one that can fly, not that hover shit) or whatever the f**k theyre called and get to the top of the tall tower thingy in the middle of the map - right on top of it (its abuv 1 of the powernodes) the redeemer is up Der waiting for u to launch the badboy unexpectedly at a poorly armed opponent. so long, strangely brown.

whoaaaaaa niceeee

ut2k4 - sweet.the vechical man-killing is a good edition. too bad tribes 2 didn't end up commericially good.I was downloading it the day it came out - all the servers were flooded with people just like me. Big hit, all the hype was good :)

Revolution at my house?Okay, donkey porn for you, mo-fo!BTW, I was only playing for a few minutes and I completed a 52 player map with my especially hax0rised bots with "Better than Godlike" AI and whipped their ass on Onslaught.All i did was use the Redeemer, which is stowed up UT2004's extensive ASS!Oh, yeah, Real Deal, get a life.Or suck my balls.Whichever suits you.

Right laughing man you demented F*CK! You're going down, who here is with me?! REVOLUTIONISTS, CHARGE!

BTW, dood, thanx for the tip.EVERYONE ELSE, FIRE!

What's the deal with the HellBender and the "Daredevil" stunts? It looks like they just took the idea straight out of GTA3?! The onslaught mode kinda reminds me of 'Risk' which is a Mac game, not that theres n-e thing wrong with that...

oh yeah. deal man. when you say you completed 32 player onslaught game against godlike bots in 7 minutes... u didnt say if you won or lost. gim-e

It was featured in TechTV. Awesome game!!!

I wonder if any1 of u played the demo and Im sure that if u played it ued c its f****** good and all of u who say they liked ut but not ut2003 cause it was 2 fast then u need to get ur brain checked first of all u can change the speed dumbo and second of all its ut its ment to be fast third of all ut,ut2003 and ut2004 are all the same speed (about)

oh and there plenty of knew stuff in ut2004, u get a discount if u show them u have ut2003 and ur cdkey (at least where I live) and all u assault lovers ut2004 brought that back

oh and laughing man first off u cant play against more than 32 ppl or bots theres no better than godlike and theres no redeemer in the demo u idiot

I succeeded the 32 player onslaught game on godlike, not failed. I realise my mistake from before, but then would I really go posting something that majorly disses my skills as a tournament warrior? I'm not being egotistical, but it's something that you just dont do.

Unless you're laughing man.

In which case ure ALREADY DEAD!Same goes for the patrick young dude.

As demos go though I'd have to say it's got to be one of the most worthwhile 209.37 megs I've ever downloaded. Like the demo actualy gives a taste of what the full version is all about. Like when you put the mouse cursor over assault on the game selection screen it just says "coming soon/march" or whatever.It delievers some high quality maps, skins and soundfiles which make every bit of the demo worth downloading. Also it doesnt waste download space by putting in pointless traliers for other games coming out by the same publisher. *COUGH COUGH* ROTK DEMO!

This game is very interesting!And i like play it!

hahaahahahh!!!!!!!I think that the game ut 2004 is mint especially on my top of the range geforce fx5950 1gb ddr.....Bo selecta!!!!you thought you were good!!! trust me im far better!!!!

You know what else is interesting? reading the daily bugle!

hhaahahah i already have 5 copies of this game!!!!i have completed it twice!!!!

youve got 5 copies, Yeah right!!is that you Mike?If not ur f'ed gayboy hehehehe hahahah!!!!

yes i am mike!!!!do u have a problem? Is that you deathstrike??

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this game is proper bo!!!ass kickin fun :p

this shit game is for hyperactive spastic nerds

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UT2004 is gonna be the best fps everit better than all the quakes and halo it just fooking amazing SOS is gay!

I bet that took a whole one and a half brain cells to create that post, "sos". If this game is shit, what kind of games do you play? Probably some childish crap like Counter Strike. UT2004 is awesome, and you're just jealous that the pile of shit you call your "PC" can't handle the speed and intensity of this game.

Dude this is amazing!!

I ORDER EVERYONE NOT TO PURCHASE ANY ONLINE GAMES>>>DOWN WITH THE ONLINE GAME VOTE NO ON ONLINE GAME>LAME LAMNE LAME..I WILL NEVER BUY AN ONLINE GAME>>>GO AHEAD MAKE THEM>>GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY>>>I WILL NOT BUY THEM>>>>>NO NO NO NO

I agree....100%..online games are not worth..i prefer spend my money on a game that i can play on my own time...I prefer single player games.

dis is 1 of the best games ever made good gfx and heaps of exciting new features and heaps of things i just cant talk anymore i gotta playm more

For the record, this game is shit. Im sorry ive played 1000 better games. My pc is 3ghz p4, runs smooth as, games still shit however. Your all wrong. and thats a fact. Its got weedy weapons, dull maps, SHIT vechiles.My god, i cant belive some in here say its the best game they have ever played. i mean, f**king hell, what have u played?Fair enough if you like it. But dont slag people off for not likeing it. Its far from great/revolutionatry.

Quote from one of the many anons"theres no redeemer in the demo u idiot"Ummm yes there is. Play the bombing run map and use the teleporter gun thingy and shoot yourself on one of the middle ledges. One of the ledges has armor and the other one has the redeemer.

Theres also a redeemer on top of the middle tower on Onslaught

least u got a P4 3GHz. put it to good use and play the Doom3 leak.

im mad in da head!!!!the game is class so shut the f**k up!!!!!BO SELECTA MOTHER f**kER!!!!!!!!