Elections seen with a gamers eye

Well it's almost election time and the two major candidates are struggling in order to get a lead or find some issue about which they do have an opinion. As it is obvious the world of gaming has also fallen victim to the greedy, blood soaked claws of the two competitors. One side claims it will censor all games and the other will censor less.
But the competitors have not been introduced correctly yet, so in true boxing - ring style we will introduce you to them. On the left side of the ring, wearing the shorts with the donkey is the man responsible for our presence here the INVENTOR of the internet. This man has helped wage war on four different countries and has overseen military operations elsewhere so he can truly claim he has combat experience.
Next to him his right hand man Joe Leiberman. The man who has sworn to protect us all from the evil that games will bring upon us.

In the far far right corner is a man who has become a legend in his own mind, The Texecutioner, with 140+ kills under his belt this competitor is as ruthless as they get. Despite missing a year of national guard duty, not cruel enough he said, he is made of steel. Brains are also included in the package he is promoting even though he just failed Fuzzy math 101. He enjoys all forms of white dust and mocking his victims, begging for life, during interviews. Famous for saying "who needs geography when we have nukes"
His right hand man, he needs it for support, is Dick Cheney, the man who was not afraid to speak out for Aparthaid when every one else was against it. The man who dislikes the violence in games but will fight for the right of every American to carry a weapon.

And an extra addition to the competitors is Harry Browne the Libertarian candidate who wonders if Bush or Gore would be better people if they had served ten years in jail for their "youthful indiscretions". To see some of the interesting ads he has prepared follow the link below.

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Elections seen with a gamers eye

Bah, Bush is a crackhead, the shrimpy bastard got arrested and they said "oh everyone makes mistakes" but we still have REGULAR people serving major time, vote Libertarian! Harry Browne 2000! (Or you can vote for Stephen Gaskin who wants to legalize pot)~This has been a public service announcement by~Colonel Hapshaks

Elections seen with a gamers eye

since I AM CANADIAN, i dont give a crap who wins the election (just a few more scandals to make fun of) but since the USA is soooo far away, i dont care what happens to it. i will therefor vote for BUSH, since he sounds like a cruel, twisted, hardcore, sadistic, demented, evil, crack-smocking, murderous texan with no care for living things ( i love that in a president) not to mention he is an idiotic stupid ass.

Elections seen with a gamers eye

In response to "what a piece of shit:" actually, the world does revolve around America. That's why everyone learns to speak English, which is something you should do so you don't confuse "doesn't" with "don't."P.S. I suggest a write-in vote for Bill Bradley.

Elections seen with a gamers eye

Reprinted from the Internet News Bureau article "Al Gore's 21 Lies"Do we really need another pathological liar for president?FICTION: Al Gore recently claimed that his mother-in-law pays more than $100.00 for the arthritis medicine Iodine; and he claims that his dog takes the same medicine for $37.00, claiming "This is wrong!"FACT: Gore's aides were quick to apologize for Gore's lie, saying the information was from a Democratic study. Washington newspapers also reported that Al Gore wasn't even sure his mother-in-law was taking any medication and wasn't even sure she had arthritis. And, he doesn't know anything about his dog's "arthritis".FICTION: Al Gore said his father, a senator, was a champion of civil rights during the 1960's.FACT: Gore's father voted against the landmark Civil Rights Act of 1964 and was a racist who was fond of using the "N" word.FICTION: Al Gore said that his sister was the very first person to join the Peace Corps.FACT: By the time Gore's sister joined the Peace Corps, there were already over 100 members.FICTION: The same sister died of lung cancer years later and Gore vowed to never accept tobacco money as campaign contributions.FACT: Just four years later, while campaigning for office, Gore spoke to the tobacco industry and said he was one of them because "I've planted it, raised it, cut it, and dried it." He raised over $100,000 in "reported" contributions.FICTION: While running for office, Gore's campaign literature claimed he was a "Brilliant Student".FACT: Washington newspapers said he barely passed Harvard and consistently earned D's and C's.FICTION: Gore claims an extensive knowledge of law as a result of his extensive study at law school.FACT: Al Gore dropped out of law school.FICTION: Gore claimed that his knowledge of God and spirituality came to complete fruition while "finishing" divinity school.FACT: Al Gore dropped out of divinity school.FICTION: Al Gore claimed r

Elections seen with a gamers eye

Al GORE HAS BIG HANDS...HE HAS BIG FEET.. AND BY SUCH HE HAS A BIG PE#%$.BUSH JR HAS SMALL HANDS, SMALL FEET, AND BY SUCH HE HAS A SMALL PE%*$.WHITE REPUBLICAN MALES ARE INTIMIDATED BY BIG PE^#^$, THAT'S WHY THEY CHOOSE MEN LIKE BUSH JR., THEY FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE AMONG SMALLER SIZED MEN, OR FAT MEN WHO BLAFF A LOT BUT THAT CAN'T DO MUCH ACTION."READ MY BUTTCHICKS!!! NO MORE TAXES!!!" -George Bush Senior

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