Post 3

					
Errungenschaften:
EMO

Objective: Injure yourself.
SPECIAL OLYMPIAN

Objective: Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!

Objective: Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
NEUROSURGEON

Objective: 300 headshot/decap kills.
SCHWARZENEGGER

Objective: 200 kills using M-60.
THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!

Objective: Choose path for the first time.
DANNY TREJO

Objective: 100 kills using machete in melee.
DON'T TAZE ME BRO

Objective: Taze 200 victims.
COMMIES GO HOME!

Objective: Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
SUCKTASTIC!

Objective: Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
REPO MAN

Objective: Return Thegways to the owner
WOLVERINES R GHEY

Objective: 50 badgersaw kills.
SCOFIELD

Objective: Escape from prison.
AIN'T GOT COJONES!

Objective: Finish your business with Krotchy.
PSYCHO DUNDEE

Objective: 50 kills using boomerang machete.
PROPERTY DAMAGE

Objective: Smash 50 windows.
T.J. HOOKER

Objective: Arrest 200 perps.
PRODUCT RECALL

Objective: Destroy 50 cars.
SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS

Objective: Arrest eco zealots leader.
ALL PERPS MUST DIE!

Objective: Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
CAMELBACK

Objective: Piss 100 gallons of urine.
CAT WRANGLER

Objective: 50 kills using cat.
FAIL ZOMBIE

Objective: Respawn 20 times.
THERE IS NO SPOON

Objective: Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT

Objective: Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.
ENTOMOLOGIST

Objective: 50 kills using bees.
ARSONIST

Objective: 150 kills using fire.
I AM THE LAW

Objective: Complete Good path without falling off.
PETA CHAIRMAN

Objective: Kill no animals in one playthrough.
EASTWOOD

Objective: Complete game using only the pistol.
PERSONAL JESUS

Objective: Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)
REAL AMERICAN

Objective: Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
MEGA-SADIST

Objective: 200 injured or death-crawling victims NOT finished off.
BIPOLAR

Objective: Swap paths 5 times in one playthrough.
STALLONE

Objective: Complete game using only melee.
KAVORKIAN

Objective: Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
CHAMP WHISPERER

Objective: 50 kills using dog.
DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

Objective: Complete game killing only males.