Apple: No mentimos, pero sólo los tontos deberían creernos

In their 9 pages, 32 points official court defense, Apple explained that their advertisements don't lie, and that you'd be an idiot to believe them.

The aforementioned lawsuit was filed by William Gillis, a 70-year-old San Diego resident who alleges that Apple falsely advertised the iPhone 3G by claiming that it is "twice as fast for half the price" of the original iPhone.

"Plaintiff's claims, and those of the purported class, are barred by the fact that the alleged deceptive statements were such that no reasonable person in Plaintiff's position could have reasonably relied on or misunderstood Apple's statements as claims of fact," Apple said in its answer.