In case you didn't get it, yesterday's Bungie action MMO announcement was a joke made by the company.
Don't worry: we didn't get it too.
"In rehearsal Aldridge was convinced that everybody got the joke," Bungie explained in its latest weekly update. "It was all in the delivery, he assured us, and he was certain it was clear that he was playfully riffing off of the recent rumors."
"Unfortunately, most people can't figure David out - they can't process him. And we don't expect them to. You can't process David Aldridge with a normal brain. You'd need tiger blood and Adonis DNA."
It is worth noting that the weekly update didn't deny that Bungie is working on an MMO.