Microsoft Advices Studio Into Cancelling Xbox 360 Sex-Ed Game

UK developer Zombie Cow Studios has decided to cancel the Xbox 360 version of their in-development sexual education game, Privates, after being told by Microsoft that it would not pass its censors.

"The guys at Xbox have been amazing," said Dan Marshall of Zombie Cow Studios. "They've been really supportive and helpful throughout, but ultimately have advised that the game wouldn't pass the Indie Games Peer Review process, purely due to its inherently sexual nature."

"It's a shame, but it's something we'd always pretty much assumed would happen."

In Privates the player explores human internal organs, battling anthropomorphised sexually-transmitted diseases and encountering visual depictions of genitalia. The PC version of the game is readily available for free download at its official site.

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Wow Zombie Cow....

You guys fucking rule, unfortunately for the world that Microsoft dominates & monopolizes, they're a bunch of fools.

You should know by now that all Microsoft knows how to do is fuck everything up & take peoples money for it. Everyone knows that what you really mean by saying "the guys @ Xbox have been amazing" is that "the guys @ Xbox are a part of Microsoft, so that makes them a bunch of dickbags but we can't say that because they'd sue our ass & then we couldn't make any more super dope, fucking awesome games, for people smart enough not to game on a stupid Xbox & instead do it the right way, on the PC".

They banned a guy from Live 'cuz he was from "Fort Gay" & then after they were told what a bunch of stupid shitfaced fuckbuckets they are, they still couldn't acknowledge that they're dumb as dog shit!

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