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posted on: Fri, 01/09/2004 - 06:00

Mystery has surrounded Nintendo's plans for a new device which will not be a GameCube or GBA successor. Since the Japanese gaming giant announced that the device was nearing completion, journalist speculation has led gamer imagination to weird and strange lands.

Nintendo executives are, no doubt, enjoying this publicity immensly and are continuously issuing cryptic comments and press releases to the media. Take, for example, the statement made by Nintendo's President, Satoru Iwata, to the Japanese press claiming that the new device will enable fun and movement not seen before. That would make most gamers think of some form of input device like an elaborate dance mat or weapon, rather than a standalone product. Then again it could be an EyeToy-Like device, something which would greatly disappoint Nintendo fans since it would leave the company far behind its Japanese rival, Sony.

The theory of Nintendo introducing some form of advanced controller has further gained momentum this week with the comments made by another executive claiming that the device is currently being tested with existing software in order to explore its full potential.

Will the device connect to the GameCube, the GBA or both? Nothing is certain although evidence points towards a product which will act as an enhancement to current Nintendo gaming hardware rather than as a piece of standalone hardware. It would seem however, that Nintendo are using such mysterious language for good reason, since they themselves do not seem too sure about their product's full potential. It is a short wait until this year's E3 in May, where Nintendo plan to unveil the details of the product and we all know that they really need to associate some excitement with the GameCube, let's hope that this will do it for them.


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FIRST POST!!!!!!!!111i4313i2i3o24io

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Eh, more of them?

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are rare with nintendo or xboX ?

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Instead of releasing stupid ass gameboy addons for the gamecube, they should make an addon to play n64 games ffs. Seriously, who the f**k wants to play gameboy games nemore ??

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it'll be stupid if they sell that donkey kong drum in the US.

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"Seriously, who the f**k wants to play gameboy games nemore ??"LOL what kind of question is that. More people play gameboy then ever before. I hate people who pull that crap like that. ohh.. ohhh i stopped using it so everyone else must have.

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well all i can say is nintendo better have taken notes from the success of xbox and ps2 and turn that into one great console, but it's nintendo so they will want to be "ground breaking" which isn't necisarily the best way to go sometimes, and in nintendo's case they havn't been a success sense their N64 "james bond 007" days.........

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since** necessarily** Learn proper grammar.

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Harrr, I've gotta say to whoever is lacking in the IQ down there, who mentioned nobody playing on GB, That I have it, and its an awsome system, all my buds have it and we all play it. If that makes us losers.. so be it, at least we'er far from being alone. Hmm, Hopefully nintendo isn't overhyping this, or its not some overhyped technology, that can't be implemented yet. All I can do is guess... but, well its good to see companies taking risks like this. cheers, hopefully we'll see more at E3!

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lol, yeah...i actually linked Donkey Konga on Mortisland because i thought it was so damn funny... as for the rest of the posts...of course people still play the Gameboy -- i'm just not one of them seeing as it sucks compared to just bringing along a gaming laptop that very easily emulates a gameboy, gameboy color, gameboy advance, super nintendo, playstation, etc etc :p Nintendo is far from dead(unfortunately -- they havnt innovated anything in about...well, ever really besides the GameBoy) but their fanbase is dwindling and their developers are leaving them for greener pastures and Kirby -- as for Nintendo overhyping stuff, thats all they've ever done since the schism of Nintendo and Sony over the PSX and look where that got them: damn near dead...putting faith in a new nintendo system or "innovation" is like investing in Enron AFTER the scandals

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AHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT BONGO SET. ABSOLOUTE CLASSIC. GOTTA LOVE DA ASIANS

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The Nintendo Mystery Device is believed to be a "smell-device". The Swedish Game Magazine "Super Play" mentioned something about it 6 - 12 months ago. It is "likely" to bee released with Pikmin 2.

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Mystery , very MyStErY, we will just have to wait and see

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WTF, you people are nuts! NIntendo had a hit with the GBA and GBA SP!

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The GameCube can play Gameboy ADVANCE games not the regular kind you moron. Try looking up some facts before you type bullshit.

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YES IM Number 17 !! Who cares ?? Sony Rox!! if Nintendo wants.. make SONY GAMESTATION a Sony And Nintendo in ONE Station Call it GAMESTATION, and it wil be GAMESTATioN VS XSUX I mean XBOX

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ninteddo are releaseing something called the KBX (kiddy box - working title), it will have a maximum age limit of 12 years old, and anybody over this age attempting to play on it will get an electric shcok sent directly from the mains socket!Nintendo has also advised that rubber gloves will stop this but anybody over the age of 12 will faIl to understand what is meant to be going on in the game. The controler is a revolutionary new design featuring 14 analog direction buttons on the underside of the controller, and a single big red button on the front. reports claim that this controller allows a new dimension of gameplay and has been designed to allow greater control and accuracy on every game released for it. The list of games on release will include pokemon stadium 43, mario super advance 64 world party part 2, starfox vs sesame street super battle game, pokemon purple, pokemon pink, pokemon brown, pokemon orange, pokemon black, pokemon special edition, pokemon trading cards the game, the legend of zelda pre school edition with bonus disc containing the full retail version of the wind waker with all enemies removed from the game - it has also been rumored that several dreamcast games will apear on the console, but they will all be running at around a third of the fps of the original version, with all the textures converted into 8bit.Nintend announced also that this will be the most powerful console availabe at its release, and that luigis mansion 2 will have 3 polygons more than lugis mansion 2!!!! The release date has been set for 2 weeks after the ps3 hits the stores and will retail for around $50 more than a ps3 as the new technology cost a lot to develop.

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Maybe its a virtual dildoe for woman or some virtual sex toy that they have never released and now after 3 years of keeping it off the porn industry it could be released and the porn industry loses money. Nintendo have never been goodPlaystation > Sega > Playstation 2 Even the f**king Dreamcast owns Nintendo. Look at it from their point of view. They release the small grey box and the 8 bit graphics are revolutionary. Then the Nintendo 64 Then the fscking Game Cube For fark's sake just go out and buy a Personal Computer. Oh no wait we are from Japan and we like things wrapped seperately, talk about wasting the economy and natural resources. Also to think that most of the electronics and that come from Taiwan and Japan and they can't make a decent f**king box that plays stuff. YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED USING CARTRIDGES FROM DAY ONE YOU STUPID FARKS!

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NINTENDO DILDOE 64 you are so right

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WOOOOOOW! A nintendo mystery device! Oh my! what could it possibly be!

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NINTENDO IS A BITCH, f**k THEM ASSHOLES, XBOX AND PS2 FOREVER, SONIC AND DONKEYd**k CAN LICK MU d**k

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It's going to be a motion capturing glove which allows gamers to hold and grab objects in a 3d environment.

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u guys a pussy's nintendo been owning for f**kin decades nowthere motha f**kin old schoolmost of u pussy's were proberly not even born when the 8bit came out so why don't u like stfu????nintendo has made the best polished games ever with game play second to none ya blind wankers. the age factor is sooooo fuking funny when all u newbs mention it,its makes baby jesus cry LOLif a few blood splatters make a game or a few curse words you wouldn't know a good game if it came up cut off ya left nut sack off. hold on i got a question!how many of u only play gta vice so u can get a pixel lap dance down at your mature virtual strip club LOLpack of tossers go out and get some real ass u lil teenie boppers cause the shit u spew out on these forums sounds like u really need it. the end . have a good one kthxbye

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THE RETURN OF THE POWER GLOVE!i reackonthat was the shit for punch outno doughtbut most of u poberly don't even know what that is since u all sound like u new to consoles

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Anonymous: "you wouldn't know a good game if it came up cut off ya left nut sack off." --And this would be a good game how?--

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I wish 14 year old kids would leave the debate to people who have gone through pubity. Not to go on swearing rants about prevoius statements written which goes to show what c**ks they are!

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Knowing nintendo it's going to be something real stoopid. It'll probably be an upgraded link cable that's a foot longer than the normal one. Nintendo excels at the art of dumb.

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I bet Nintendo did really well over the Christmas season. Where I live (canada) Game cube has been and will be out selling the ps2 for a long time. Most people who want xboxs have them. In my close friends base... Gamecube outsold ps2 by at least 5 to 1 and Xbox a big fat zero. AS for total numbers. It's somewhere around a three way tie.

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I'm tired of people spouting off about which console is best. I'm tired of watching the debate on a message bored which is about an innovation, turn into a console war. Nobody knows what it is, and stop pre-judging Nintendo becasue they are 'out dated' or whatever you want to call it. If my memory serves. Nintendo has been around a helluva lot longer than the X-box or Playstation. And has outlived many other consoles.They may not be for 'adults only' but that doesn't matter. I can still go back and play through the origional SMB or the nintendo. 8-bit isn't outdated, graphics are, but the games still can be fun.

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and the mystery device is......a piece of shit!! wow nintendo your just full of surprises!

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Nintendo may have done well over the holidays, but now they are back in last place churnin out the same ol' crap they have been for the past couple of years. Nintendo should just focus on their gameboy and forget the console, cuz they can't possibly think to bring a console out better than Xbox 2 or ps3. Or better yet, nintendo should just quit now and stop with the shit they've been givin us.

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YA YAYA < I'M A L33T FAnBoYY!! YA LOOK AT ME , XBOX RULES AND PS2 DROOLS AND NINTENDO SUCKY SUCKS YAY YA FANBOYISM SUPER AWESOME WOO WOO YOU ALL SUCK c**k l33t t4n3d3, I'm S45p3R L33T!!! I'm RETARDED AND OnlY 12 YA YA FANBOY WOO RETARDS UNITE !!! XBOX RULES AND EVERYTHING ELSE 9but PC) SUCKS SHIT CUZ THEY aren't l33t!!!

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Ps2 is the worst console shitty graphics, shitty games, shitty online and too many retards XBOX RULES YOUR WORLD ASSHOLES nintendo sucks dog plop

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some big brand company should come out with a cheap version of the tv goggles that are like 900 dollors now

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...............hmmmmmmmmm.I think that nintendo/sega and ps rules the world. NOT xSuX......f**k OFF XBOX lovers. f**k bill.......something. NINTENDO RULES NORWAY!!!!

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does someone want to post a comment saying anytihng other than "XBOX rules PS2 SUX" we could really do with some mature conversation instead of 12 year olds boasting about what their mummies bought them for xmas

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This whole site is full of 12 year olds. For information that some 12 year olds might undestand. The Gameboy systems outsell ALL OTHER CONSOLES WORLD-WIDE.

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No offence you all retards but GAMEBOY DONT OUT SELL ANY CONSOLE. And PS2 rulez. Every1 in here sux i say PS2 rulez and it does. Ps2 is most sold console and means every1 wants Ps2 f**k OFF EVRY1. i dont care what you post to me now. Its easy to kick some1s ass then you are on PS2 side couse its the best.

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OH BY THE WAY ALL OF YOU SAUD THE SAME THING ABOUT GAMECUBE MAN I DONT HEAR A SHIT ABOUT GAMECUBE f**k OFF. you say this to every nintendo device. come to reality nintendo is over. Ps2 is the best

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ur all a bnch of faggots, ur all a bunch of nerds,geeks, asslickers, get some phucken brains u dumb ass muther phuckers, you can all eat shit and die for your gayness, d**k heads, dont f**k wit the best cause the best dont mess. f**kas

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Sure i'm a nerd but im not any of the others you listed. By the why, consoles are made for people who are arent smart enough to understand a PC, I stand correct, seems how a PC you can redefine keys, adjust video settings, brightness contrast and gamma adjust, and dont even forget installing a PC takes more brains than popping in a CD. Now games are getting into the gigabytes and hard drives even a few years ago is about an average of 20 gigs, so calcualting hard drive space is another thing. Face it, if you play a PC, chances are you are a nerd, such as myself, and if you play console, well you are just retarded, no chances there, just retarded

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Its a new verison of the Virtual Boy!!!

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xXx, what a moron. GameBoy, GameBoy advanced sells more then any other system out. Shut the hell up loser 12 year old fanboy on welfare

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Anonymousat 6:16 12/1/2004:GameBoy advanced sells more then any other system out. that is right! And Im 15yr old soon 16. not 12. NINTENDO RULES NORWAY!!!!

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xXx is just a d**k head who only owns a crappy PS2 and tries to tell everyone how great it is. Only problem with that is everyone has probably played the PS2 at one time or owned one and knows for a fact that it has the shittiest gameplay and graphics of all the consoles. Not to mention it breaks down all the time.

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I totaly agree with Anon, The ps2 is good but it keeps on breaking down on me i much prefer the Gamecube. the picture it better it is smaller and you fit a whole game into a tiny minidisk. not like those bid CD's you have on the PS2!!!!!!!!!! GAMECUBE RULES!!!!!!

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What is the difference between PS2 128-bit vs PC 32-bit. Does this mean PC sucks @ss compare to PS2? It looks that way. So far no one have any explaination about this. If you do, then you are GOD.

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Hey Anonymous under me... While your partially correct with the PC being 32 bit, thats not entirely true... Just a few things on it are. For example, the 9800Pro has a 256 bit pipeline. More examples, too lazy to check my facts.. but you know :P

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The 128-Bit part of the title means that this chipset both processes information and sends it over a 128-Bit bus (A Bus is the pathway between chips on a circuit board. A wide bus carries more bits of information and is thus faster than a narrower bus).Thus, the 9800pro or 9700pro or 9500pro has greater bandwidth as Kirb has said. These GPU video cards run on 256bit memory interface as opposed to the emotions 128bit memory interface. These video cards also have more DDR memory on board the card(128megs, 256megs DDR) itself compared to the Emotions chips smaller Direct DRAM 32MB. (Quite slower than DDR ram.The Emotion chipset processes all physics and math calculations for the PS2. Which in itself is a hinderince because the pipeline is too narrow and the 32 MEGS OF DRAM is too small. This is why the PS2 is plagued with slowdown issues.The PC's 32-Bit architecture is separate from the GPU which does not hinder performance. 128bit is actually "old school" as video cards like the Radeon 8500, and the Geforce4 series already ran on a 128bit memory interface. And these cards came out BEFORE the PS2.........Some info for you.

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