Brutal Legend - Achievements

Got a Car and a Date
Objective: Completed "Welcome to the Age of Metal"

Start a Revolution
Objective: Completed "Exploited in the Bowels of Hell"

Thick as a Baby's Arm
Objective: Completed "Lair of the Metal Queen"

Hair Remover
Objective: Completed "Battle for Bladehenge"

French Kiss Instructor
Objective: Completed "Pilgrimage of Screams"

Chicks n' Booze n' Stuff
Objective: Completed "Sanctuary of Sin"

Ran to the Hills
Objective: Completed "Its Raining Death"

Fistfull of Fog
Objective: Completed "Dry Ice, Wet Graves"

No More Tears
Objective: Completed "Sea of Black Tears"

Overkill
Objective: Completed all hunting secondary missions

Squeal Like a Chicken
Objective: Completed all racing secondary missions

Protector
Objective: Completed 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions

Serpent Samaritan
Objective: Freed 40 Bound Serpents

Serpent Spanker
Objective: Freed 80 Bound Serpents

One Hit Wonder
Objective: Purchased 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge

Virtuoso
Objective: Learned all guitar solos

Tourist
Objective: Viewed all vistas

Now You Must Tell the Tale
Objective: Viewed all Legends

Voices From Beyond
Objective: Unlocked all songs in the Mouth of Metal

Flowerslave
Objective: Summoned all Motor Forges

Practice Bloody Practice
Objective: Won an AI Stage Battle - any difficulty

Iron Fist
Objective: Won an AI Stage Battle - Brütal difficulty

Victör
Objective: Won a ranked multiplayer match

Master of the Flame
Objective: Double Teamed with every Ironheade unit

Master of the Tear
Objective: Double Teamed with every Drowning Doom unit

Master of the Blood
Objective: Double Teamed with every Tainted Coil unit

Armchair General
Objective: Won a Stage Battle by yourself against the AI without attacking

Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper
Objective: Slayed 150 enemies with the Deuce - any mode

Silence, groundwalker!
Objective: Gained 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump - any mode

Six Degrees of Schafer
Objective: Played with or against another player who has this Achievement

Ringleader
Objective: Trapped 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Barons Double Team

Painkiller
Objective: Killed 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher

Dollpocalypse
Objective: Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Broods Double Team

Euthanasia
Objective: Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifters Double Team

Death From Above
Objective: Killed 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death

Coolest Thing Ever
Objective: Jumped over a Hextadon in the Deuce

Beast Master
Objective: Rode every animal in the world

Quill Tosser
Objective: Killed a Tollusk using only Ground Urchins

Silver:

Groupie
Objective: Completed Campaign mode on Easy

Roadie
Objective: Completed Campaign mode on Normal

Legend
Objective: Completed Campaign mode on Brutal

Serpent Savior
Objective: Freed all 120 Bound Serpents

Loyal Customer
Objective: Purchased all upgrades in the Motor Forge

Subjügator
Objective: Won 10 ranked multiplayer matches

Favored
Objective: Acquired 3,000 Fire Tributes

Sellout
Objective: Spent 250,000 fans - any mode

I've never touched an axe before
Objective: Personally smote 300 enemies - any mode

Boar Bather
Objective: Rode a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and live to tell the tale.

Gold:

Metal God
Objective: Achieved 100% completion on the stats screen

Platinum:

Cönquerer
Objective: Won 50 ranked multiplayer matches