Dinorun - Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur.
Greedrun - Eat every fatcake in fatcake universe with a hamburger for a face.
HATERS GONNA HATE. - Dance to the first boss don't stop for nothing.
Hatsamingo - Collect half the hats.
Mmyes Indeedrun - Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under 2 minutes wearing a monocle and top-hat.
Speedrun - Finish first Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds
Steedrun - Play through straightjacket darkness universe without dying, with a horse head.
That was it. - Finish the whole damn game.