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Achievements:
Neural Net Processors

Reward: 10 Points

Objective: Destroy 25 of Brad's BradBots.
Two Stood Against Many

Reward: 15 Points

Objective: Complete three sections of the first comic genre.
Hero of the Silver Age

Reward: 15 Points

Objective: Complete three sections of the second genre.
Brad's Savior and Best Friend

Reward: 15 Points

Objective: Complete three sections of the third genre.
Job Well Done, Faithful Reader

Reward: 25 Points

Objective: Complete the game.
Pressed X a lot

Reward: 10 Points

Objective: Earn some cash by talking to people in the base.
Collection of a True Fan

Reward: 25 Points

Objective: Spend your hard-earned money and buy all the unlockables from Dr. Winklemeyer.
I Took Performance Enhancers

Reward: 25 Points

Objective: Max out all of Captain Smiley's abilities.
Violence Solves Everything

Reward: 10 Points

Objective: Fire 125,000 total shots.
Eugene's Protégé

Reward: 20 Points

Objective: Play every reaction sequence mistake-free.
He Ain't Even Married

Reward: 20 Points

Objective: Survive a specific section without getting hit.
Shut Star Up

Reward: 10 Points

Objective: Let your feelings guide you